May 2013
chescraft:
that really softens my grunge
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
5 tags
googlehomie:
you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
Cashier: That'll be $17.67
Me: *hands over $20*
Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
takethewesttraintopanicstation:
On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
may-13th:
If only you knew how insanely in love with you I am If only you knew the half of it I could go insane with my amount of love for you In fact I think I already have
